July 2012
I love your theme:) Lunch bench, REUNITE!
Thank you very much! I really like this one too! I’m sure it will be around for awhile! WOOOO!!! Lunch Bench and dancing movies what more could you want?!?!

Idolising an actor
- How normal people do it: Put up posters and dream about them
- How tumblr does it: Cry and shout at their existence
- How David Tennant does it: Take over the character they play then marry their daughter
- olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
- me: falls on face trying to put socks on
Play
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- Plot twist: Lionsgate casts whoever wins the gold medal in mens Olympic swimming as Finnick Odair.
Everybody Talks
Song of the Night: Everybody Talks by Neon Trees
There is a special place in Hell for the people who price college textbooks.
There’s a special place in Hell for people who price college anything.
College is that place
- Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
- Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
- People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
- Batman: I'M BACK!
- Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
- People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
When someone asks how your boyfriend is doing
i’m gonna name my firstborn “arial”
and people will be like “oh like the mermaid”
and i’ll say “no like the font”
- plot twist: a very potter senior year is set at the olympics and harry needs to defeat a 50 ft voldemort


